I turn 31 in a few months

AHH MY BACK HURTS I AM TIRED ALL THE TIME TURN DOWN THAT MUSIC WHIPPERSNAPPER YOU KIDS AND YOUR CALL OF DUTY AND XBOX360 BACK IN MY DAY WE HAD AND THATS WHY I GET NO RESPECT YOU YOUNG'NS DON'T KNOW THE CLASSICS WHERE IS MY PIE

I'M OLD!

BBBBBUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

ANYONE SEEN MY MARBLES?!?

This one is for the guy I met at the taco place

THE POLYMORPHIC LIKKLESPHERE HAS THE OUTER ENGRAVING OF THE MASTER BLASTER LOOKIE MOOKIE! DANCING POLYGONS EAT VERTEXES LIKE SO MUCH SURGERY SNACK FOOD! HUGGLEBUGGLE TILLYWAGGER SNARKERBUG HAS NO SOUL! WOOPY WOOPY LOON IN A POT WITH POTATOES! ACK BACK SNIKKERRSNACK GIVE THE DOG A BONE! OOOMA LOOMA I LIKE PIE! ZOO ZOO MOO POO YOU TOO? HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED THAT GARGLES LOOK LOVELY AT NIGHT? NOT I, SAID THE PICKERSOCKET.

This now concludes your daily dose of crazy. Thank you.

Bordem and Werewolfs

Why hello again internetland. It's been so long. Did you miss me? No? Well screw you too. Can't sleep, the clowns will get me... or not. But I find sleep harder to come by these days, because you see, I am a vampire.

No actually I am not. In fact I hate vampires. Buncha smug bastards is what they are. And emo too. "Oh I am sooo tormented to have all these powers and crap, cause like... stuff, ya know?" Werewolves are hella cooler. Like Liru. She can do it doggy style with me anytime. Rrrrraaawwrr!

Anyway I wanted to talk about how I was slowly messing with the layout to this blog... cause I love CSS and HTML and crap. But I guess I lost track of what I was doing.

Heelllllllllllllloooooooooooooooo Internet!

Let's attempt a revival of the indubilus flingart crunchatute napsack martionistic gragonotion. I feel tired. Did you know, that blogs are a good way to practice nonsense? Is that so...

Anyway I decided to try, just to have something to try.