I turn 31 in a few months

AHH MY BACK HURTS I AM TIRED ALL THE TIME TURN DOWN THAT MUSIC WHIPPERSNAPPER YOU KIDS AND YOUR CALL OF DUTY AND XBOX360 BACK IN MY DAY WE HAD AND THATS WHY I GET NO RESPECT YOU YOUNG'NS DON'T KNOW THE CLASSICS WHERE IS MY PIE

I'M OLD!